I’ve Learned

As I’ve matured I’ve learned a great number of things…

You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I’ve come to realize that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

I’ve learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I’ve discovered that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you’d better have a stunning figure as well as attention-grabbing attraction.

I’ve learned that you shouldn’t compare yourself to others – they are more screwed up than you think.

I’ve learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you’re finished.

I’ve learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I’ve been taught that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, that passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place!

I’ve learned that 99% of the time when something isn’t working in your house, one of your kids did it.

I’ve also learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

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